Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.
by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008
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Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.
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Get the Johnson mug.Not to be confused with America’s favorite bratwurst, Johnsonville, is a place where family and friends can get together, let loose and have a good time!
The name Johnsonville debuted in the early 90’s by the then Monroe Boys & Girls Club director. It was later referenced by THE wedding DJ while partying at Johnsonville during an impromptu speech. The name was a hit and ended up resonating with the friends and family in attendance.
Johnsonville hosts casino nights, weddings, Super Bowl parties, World Cup finales and also makes a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life.
Johnsonville can also be a collection of people with the last name Johnson all in one place at the same time.
The name Johnsonville debuted in the early 90’s by the then Monroe Boys & Girls Club director. It was later referenced by THE wedding DJ while partying at Johnsonville during an impromptu speech. The name was a hit and ended up resonating with the friends and family in attendance.
Johnsonville hosts casino nights, weddings, Super Bowl parties, World Cup finales and also makes a difference by participating in the American Cancer Society's Relay For Life.
Johnsonville can also be a collection of people with the last name Johnson all in one place at the same time.
When you’re at Johnsonville, you’re at home.
"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", that's a Johnsonville classic!
"Planes, Trains and Automobiles", that's a Johnsonville classic!
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Get the Johnsonville mug.The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
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