Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

by Iron Banana January 24, 2016

Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.

- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!

by Master Jagger July 12, 2021

Iron Cherry

A game in which a group of female friends time how fast it takes to swap tampons. The slowest one then has to suck the blood off of the most recent tampon used.

Stacy, Rebecca, and I have been playing iron cherry for a year, but I lose every month!

by Crab(s) man June 29, 2022

old iron bridge

1.) A group of men who have sex with instruments and ejaculate on stages.
2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men

"She was riding me and put a Old Iron Bridge on her."

by Big ChuK October 15, 2014

Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.

"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."

by skevwo February 26, 2021

Iron horse

A brand new car that has a high amount of horsepower

Hey wanna check out my iron horse? I bought this beast yesterday

by Fat cat bro March 29, 2025