Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 12, 2015

Egg Fried Rice

Jamie Oliver's worst nightmare.

"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"

by fearlessmonkey8 January 04, 2022

long grain rice

a silver sun-fire or other american compact car made to sound like its got balls galore, also with have fake chrome exhaust tips that started to rust.

James has long grain rice in his drive way.

by JGRIBBZ October 04, 2012

Botan Rice Candy

Orange clouds of yummy perfection. A sugary orgasm of the mouth. A delicious delight that lifts you into a heavenly realm only eperienced by those who have tasted true citrus excitement.

Candice: Ohhh man. *moans*

Cassie: What's wrong?!

Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.

by `CandiCane July 15, 2008

Ray Rice-ing

Physically attacking a female, often times resulting in legal actions against the offender.

"I was so mad at my girl, I Ray-Riced her ass last night"
"Whoa bro Ray Rice-ing isn't cool"

by Soaking69 June 12, 2015

long ass rice

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.

I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?

by Fred Ledge September 26, 2011

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023