Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023

Ray Rice-ing

Physically attacking a female, often times resulting in legal actions against the offender.

"I was so mad at my girl, I Ray-Riced her ass last night"
"Whoa bro Ray Rice-ing isn't cool"

by Soaking69 June 14, 2015

Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021

Indian rice show

20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their vaginas.

"Dude did you see that indian rice show?"

"Hell yeah, it was hot!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 14, 2014

Egg Fried Rice

Jamie Oliver's worst nightmare.

"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"

by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2022

Botan Rice Candy

Orange clouds of yummy perfection. A sugary orgasm of the mouth. A delicious delight that lifts you into a heavenly realm only eperienced by those who have tasted true citrus excitement.

Candice: Ohhh man. *moans*

Cassie: What's wrong?!

Candice: Nothing at all, I'm just enjoying some sweeeeet Botan Rice Candy.

by `CandiCane August 7, 2008