Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

horse jar

When a guy and a horse cum in a jar and make a girl or a guy chugs the jar.

Jimmy and Crow cum in the jar and mix it around and make the wife jane drink the horse jar.(crow is the horse)

by Horse Jar Man August 8, 2017

horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013

Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart

oh shit i just had a trojan horse

by Syinyide April 28, 2019

murder horse

Someone or something that wants to destroy any and everyone in a literal or metaphorical term.

He was such a murder horse in that football game.
Hitler was a total murder horse towards the Jews.

by MutatedPredator July 6, 2016

horse trinkets

improved form of trinkets. commonly used in place of bull shit or any other expression of something being nonsense. Made popular by Vocal Status.

"Did Josh tell what he did last night"
"Yea, he's so full of crap that it's probably horse trinkets"

by Masseefect September 20, 2007

horse stomped

A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.

That gangster just got horse stomped.

by Apete April 3, 2008