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Jr. Ho

Refers to that "one" redneck girl that's always in the bar, wearing a Dale Jr tank top, and no bra (even though she really needs one) that randomly raises her budweiser and yells WOOHOO for no apparent reason.
"Dude, no matter how much I drink tonight, do NOT let me leave this bar with the Jr. Ho, promise me!"
by PenOfFire October 15, 2011
mugGet the Jr. Homug.

locker ho

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker
Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!
by MCompany November 12, 2011
mugGet the locker homug.

Brew Ho

A female that tries to hit up guys for free drinks at a bar.
Man look at this brew ho tryin to get free drinks.
by Chadalackin January 8, 2009
mugGet the Brew Homug.

Mullet Ho

Uncontrollable sexual desire for Mullets.
Loves Mullets, doesn’t care what it’s attached to.
“That’s a hot guy
“Nah, he’s pretty ugly”
I don’t care what he looks like, he’s got a Mullet”
“You’re a Mullet Ho”
by TheWizOfAus April 24, 2022
mugGet the Mullet Homug.

Wang ho!

Actually the punch line of a joke popular in the UK in the early 1960's, which migrated into the greeting. Pseudo Japanese for 'wrong hole'.
I don't think it would be tasteful to include the joke which ends "Wang ho!"
by Wolstan Wolstan Dixie April 21, 2019
mugGet the Wang ho!mug.

ho-snagged

When you (or more usually, your loser roommate) hires a prostitute on Craigslist or other online website, and that prostitute steals something when he/she leaves.

The prostitute cannot be tracked down, thanks to the anonymity of the internet. You don't have a name, you don't know where they live, they are just gone. Anything can be ho-snagged, although small valuables that wont be missed until later are the most common: cellphones, netbooks, etc. However, if the john is into bondage, this allows the ho-snagger to take bigger ticket items: TVs, stereos, computers couches, etc.

The theft could occur afterwards as well, as the prostitute may just case the place during the initial business transaction.
"I used to have a nice stereo, but I went home to visit my folks last weekend and it got ho-snagged. I wish my dumbass roommate would stop hiring anonymous hookers from Craigslist!"
by Paradox_ March 23, 2010
mugGet the ho-snaggedmug.

Conference Ho

A senior member of one's organisation that spends the majority of his/her time attending conferences instead of doing useful work.
"Henley, my good man, pray tell, where is Raphael this fine morning?"
"I do believe he is travelling Europe, attending a 2 week Scala conference.."
"My God! That man is a Conference Ho, if I ever met one!"
by Didia October 6, 2012
mugGet the Conference Homug.

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