Hempamatician

Person very knowledgeable on the subject of weed and or rolling of joints

A drug dealer would be an example of a hempamatician... sort of...

by nomnomraptor April 8, 2010

Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.

Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..

by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010

Hemorlube

Verb: Prior to performing anal sex with a partner (male or female), one agitates the hemorrhoids surrounding the anus so as to cause the area to become lubricated.

I ran out of KY so when she agreed to anal I had to hemorlube

her ass!

by c-budo August 14, 2010

Hemishmeh

Ahhhhh Im lost in a deep word where it's SO confusing!!!!!!ahhh

I'm so hemishmeh!!!!

by TheAwesomestKidAlive October 4, 2010

hempayrus

A paper made from non-THC hemp plants.

'In an effort to pass the time and mitigate his discomfort, GB dug into his flight bag and pulled out a historical account-fiction, printed on hempayrus, in old-style book format.' - Parallel Extinction, by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

by TigreArts November 30, 2010

heme cycle

masturbation.

I got bored last night so I did the heme cycle at least five times.

by skippyfanXOXO December 2, 2010

hempuffle

a medicated chocolate truffle, infused with medical grade marijuana

* These are created by me, a personal recipe that i have come up with

man that hempuffle was so good, my back stopped spasming after just one for 4 hours!!!!

by lattepuffalot May 6, 2011