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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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Self help guys

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.
Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”
by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024
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Not helping

Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?
Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
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Beyond help

Someone who is beyond all therapy and rehab.
by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024
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NOODLE HELPPPP

When your friend watches you as you are being attacked and die.
SEARGENT NOODLE HELPPPP PLEASE HELP NOODLE
by Overloading December 20, 2024
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Himalayan Helpdesk

An off-shore, remote technical or other customer service center, usually third-party to the company it serves and located in India or elsewhere in the eastern world, whose agents‘ language barriers and lack of sufficient cultural familiarity make for egregiously poor service.
I explained to the Himalayan helpdesk agent that my brand new Dell laptop exploded when I plugged it in. He responded in a thick eastern accent, "Yes, yes, I see the trouble you are having today Mr. Jake, and I am sorry, but I will be more than happy today to assist with this. Have you tried, first, restarting the computer?"
by ChubbyBen January 8, 2025
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