Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies

Otherwise known as HELL, Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies is a cowardly attempt to escape from obligations by evoking a pretend illness such as Hammer Lung, Black Lung, or Vaginitis.

Wow Dave, you got Hammer Excuse Lung and Lies again and can't take the trash out? OK, hope you feel better bro!

by Ninjaneering February 27, 2023

hamberly

just sounds like amberly but with ham

hey hamberly

by Gayvion March 25, 2023

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.

Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!

by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023

hammer home

to make someone understand or realize something

Sending Johnny to his room should hammer home the idea that he should not pull his sister's hair.

by RonnyGroker August 29, 2023

Hammer Space

An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.

Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.

That vulture has hammer Space - Miguel O'Hara

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.

Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?

by Into the night September 25, 2023

Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.

Dude, last night I got Rockstar Hammered.

by ptj January 22, 2008