foam hammer

Another way of calling someone a tool, however as a tool is a useful item this could be construed as a compliment. A foam hammer on the other hand is a tool that would be completely useless.

That guys is a foam hammer, he can't even drive a car!

by squidy_squid December 7, 2006

hit the frog with a hammer

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Pump with an underground hammer

getting a handjob while the chick jams her thumb in and out of your ass.

So im getting a handjob from this ten dollar whore and the next thing you know im getting a pump with an underground hammer .

by Dick Fitzwell Esq September 1, 2009

big black hammer

a huge black dick

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer

by nightraven May 29, 2014

Toledo Hammer Drop

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it

Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.

by Moosushi July 15, 2010

Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.

I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!

by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020

Paul-Peen Hammer

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.

Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.

by BB's Mom January 6, 2023