Ham Pocket

a wet stinky vaginal hole, overused and worn down from years of service to men, women and animals of all types.

oh man, that ho sure had some experience with riding cock, but her pussy tasted liek a ham pocket. gross.

by JCA$H March 7, 2008

Ham's

Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.

I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.

by Tounge of Colicab October 16, 2008

Ham Mode

A period of time when you go crazy on someone or something

Frank was getting beat down in Black Ops so he went in Ham Mode & wrecked on EVERYONE

by MrBlkNGold March 2, 2011

Ham

Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!

A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!

by conceppie August 17, 2011

Virginia Ham

Better than a West Virginia ham.

Virginia ham is ok

by Jackson S. March 22, 2019

ham fisted

poor drumming technique; see Meg White (White Stripes), Patrick Carney (Black Keys)

man, that drummer has no finese. He's so ham fisted.

by Eisenhower Adams December 10, 2019

ham

Used similar to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, something favorable, or something surprising. Sometimes used with a certain context to express more complex feelings.

Ham, that shit was dope!

Ham I just got grounded.

Ham!

by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007