Half-Serious

Just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Mocking just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Please don't get emotional I'm only being Half-Serious. Bringing the chaos to back to conformity which spawned it. A fluid definition. Frustrating to the frustrating. Bringing the chaos to the conformists. Being grey but viewed as either black or white by others. Misunderstood. Lethargic and apathetic. Unable to stay grounded. A protest emotion of one's own emotions. Protesting being both serious and apathetic. Half-Serious about protests. A failing grade in being Serious. Whatever you need it to mean whenever you need it. Lazy or tired: I'm only Half-Serious make your own definitions for the other half of Half-Serious please and thank you!

Calm the fuck down people I'm only Half-Serious!

by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021

half life 2

rise, and shine, Mr freeman, rise and. smell the ashes, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if it wasn't for... lets just say your hour has come again... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world, so wake up, mr freeman, wake up and smell the ashes... -Gman

when you play half life 2 for first time

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA April 15, 2021

half-vaxxed

Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective

Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated

"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2

by agamerwithemail1 May 8, 2021

half mask

Wearing a mask over your mouth, but not your nose.

Dave: Did you see that guy breathing all over the shelves?
Sarah: Yeah, he was flying at half mask.

by anangrygoose May 17, 2021

Half a Truck

2021 Tacoma SR5 BLACK EDITION

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"

by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021

Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.

Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.

by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022

Half-Cheeking

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.

“Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”

by sackerland May 29, 2022