Half of a sink explosion 

Water go boom out of faucet But not that much.

Freind: The sink just half exploded on me Well the water was being messed up but but it wasn't that big. Just wet.

Me: What makes it half of a sink explosion?

Friend: Fractions

Half of a sink explosion by iabast October 15, 2020

Half Cousin 

A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.

My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.

Half Cousin by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Half-Stimmy 

$300

The minimum bet at that Blackjack table is a half-stimmy.

Half-Stimmy by Dilly the Magnificent January 7, 2021

Half-Cheeked 

The position of your pants half way down your ass cheeks, before you shit yourself.

"I was Half-Cheeked before my ass took a nap and I shit myself."

"Bro, wtf."

Half-Cheeked by BandidoJengibre March 14, 2021

Half rack 

$500. Half of a thousand dollars.

Hey fam I need that half rack for that qp ASAP!

Half rack by 626_twoface May 6, 2021

Half cocked 

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

Half cocked by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

half-third-cousin 

Half-3C:
1- Parent's half-second-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-first-cousin's grandchild.
3- Great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild.
4- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common.

My half-third-cousin is a good person.

half-third-cousin by Gerald128 May 17, 2021