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Gatekeeper

The sexual act where one partner acts as the 'gatekeeper' clenching his or her anus in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the anus forcefully with his member or a phallic sexual aid (dildo).
Man... Bob and I were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.
by JacobianSmith October 28, 2012
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Goated

To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.
"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)
by HPHatecrafts April 7, 2009
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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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graben

Term sometimes used instead of the game title 'Counter-Strike' (the multiplayer mod for 'Halflife')
Look at those geebens playing their graben! (Look at those geeks playing Counter-Strike)
by Matt (Chunky) August 9, 2005
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gate wait

The act of waiting alone at the entrance to a building for a ride, basically looking like a total loser, willing your ride to pull up the street so everyone can see that you actually have an agenda. Often one will pretend to be texting or calling someone on there cell so it looks like they know what they're doing.
guy 1: Hey man saw you standing outside best buy the other day
guy 2: Ugh, ya. i was pulling a major gate wait
guy 1: That's some tough shit man
by koolaidonetwothree June 26, 2008
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West Gate Chapel

A holy roller place where people convert other peoples religion, and malest children,
you fat ass!!
by shit head October 21, 2003
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9th Gate

KICK ASS metal/thrash band from small town Pleasantville, IA. 4 Members, BAM (bass/vocals), John(guitar), Paul(guitar/backup vocals), & Nick(drums). With every show they are getting more and more popular, and at the rate they are going, their chance of getting big is growing!! If you haven't heard of them yet, you definately should check them out, I gaurentee if you are a metal head you will love these guys!

Their single, Look To The Skies is out (on their myspace) and they are finishing up their EP.

Check them out at:
www.myspace.com/9thgateband
-9th Gate is so awesome!

-Yeah I know! Have you heard their single, Look to the Skies?

-No, but I'll have to check it out. How can I do this?

-Check them out on myspace.com I hope you like heavy metal!!
by LilSnowPlow August 2, 2009
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