fireturd

A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.

Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.

by FireTurd August 18, 2015

first year spread

term used when first year university students pick up weight during the course of their year. Causes may vary. example: stress, over-eating, over-drinking, lack of exercise.

"First year spread is real, Jane has picked up a lot of weight this year."

by Liadol15 December 7, 2015

fiestafuck

The act of eating chips and salsa off your mates ass while having anal sex.

I was hungry and horny, so I fiestafucked this girl so hard.

by Mr. Hats July 29, 2016

First beat

A person you first had sex with

'She was my first beat'

by Drop it June 22, 2016

First [Bubba]

The male partner/husband of a President of the United States who comes from the South and who chortles easily, instinctively slaps others' backs as a sign of affirmation, loves to eat barbequed meats, and who longs to be a NASCAR driver more than a male First Lady.

Howdy Mr. First Bubba, are those port ribs or beef?
The President didn't accompany the First Bubba to the tractor pull.

by seamusocadhla July 12, 2016

first sip grimace

The face you make when you take the first drink of alcohol before a long night of partying. A combination of disgust, low liquor standards, and a lack of self-respect.

But you drink it anyways.

John and I looked at each other, paused, drank, and both made the first sip grimace at the same time.

by Wizahd August 13, 2016

First day fit

The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.

Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow

by zlaty October 4, 2017