Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.

Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Dennie Hebels January 22, 2009

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Chicago Fire Truck

While having sex, the male punches or slaps the female to make her face red, makes a loud siren sound, and jizzes on her face to "put out the fire."

"Oh man last night I Chicago fire trucked the hell outta her."

by iheartcreepin' November 13, 2009

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A Song of Ice and Fire

Masturbating with IcyHot while playing the Game of Thrones soundtrack in the background.

My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.

by Rhaegar Martell February 1, 2014

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Dumpster Fire

Blown the fuck out.

Quagmire: Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?

by Rectalwrangler March 26, 2010

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