Fat Eyes 

When you order (or want to order) too much food because you are extremely hungry. Can be a direct result of drinking too much.

After a long night of partying, I went to the diner and let my fat eyes order chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks.

Fat Eyes by jenncasestyle April 6, 2010

Fat Nerd Standards

A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.

Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.

Fat Nerd Standards by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010

fat pooper 

The posterior side of an attractive female. An ass of extraordinary quality. Big, round and most times heart shaped. Often found on nice gals. Not to be mistaken for a "fat ass".

Oh my, look at Lindsey! Her jeans look painted on. She's got one fat pooper!

fat pooper by Fk yeah April 28, 2011

Fat Scout 

A Team Fortress 2 play style in which the Heavy class doesn't use his minigun at all, replacing it with his secondary-shotgun, becoming a way tankier but also way less mobile scout. (because he's fat, obviously)

Screw it, i'm playing as Fat Scout.

Fat Scout by Zuprehem February 7, 2019

Fat Hog 

Morbidly Obese person.

A funny word to call your friends.

An insult to people you don’t like.

You fat hog.

Fat Hog by Fat hog February 8, 2022

fat alberto 

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

fat alberto by seabass February 22, 2005

fat kid diabetes 

Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.

Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.

fat kid diabetes by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008