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Fail

What Obama has done majorly
The Government is a fail.
by Ballbreeder December 18, 2015
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nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015
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Fail

Fail means "first attempt in learning" So don't be upset if someone says you failed,just try harder next time.
Teacher:YOU FAILED
You:Yes and i will try harder next time..+
by Simonthehotcamel February 2, 2016
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I failed at fucking

Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!
Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass
by Lil Nigorize October 11, 2018
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failed friendship

Failed friendship -

When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
by Jalan666 August 22, 2017
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Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018
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Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.
1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.
by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018
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