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facebook sniping

1. When facebook user logs on to facebook chat for a brief moment to see who is online and sends the message "sniped" to those who he or she would like to facebook snipe. Then he/she user logs off of facebook chat before said 'sniped' victim has time to respond "dodged".
1. "What have you been doing all day?" ~"Oh, just sitting here facebook sniping people."

2. I'd stay offline man, Josh will snipe you.

3. Shit, I just got sniped three times because I didn't log off!
by Hootimus September 7, 2010
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facebook pussy

the attention a person (male) gets when they post a picture on facebook that attracts many women to comment on, and possibly increase the chances that a woman will sleep with you
Dude, that picture of you on the beach is gonna get you some facebook pussy
by zagsbh May 24, 2010
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facebook proselytizer

noun-

One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.

verb- "facebook proselytize"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"

Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009
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facebook echo

The repeating of facebook status updates and wall posts
"Man if I see roger put carpe diem up as his facebook status I might vomit."
"Total facebook echo"
by appa momo January 5, 2010
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Facebook Balls

When someone (usually a guy) won't talk to you to your face but they'll comment on your statuses/pictures, post on your wall, poke you, send you messages, "like" everything you do, and facebook chat you so much that your Facebook account exploes.
Instances of "facebook balls"
Hey, what's up? (wall post or facebook chat)
Hahahahaha (status/picture comment)
"Like"
by youwillnevagethislalalalala December 6, 2009
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facebook mooching

An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.
Jackie was facebook mooching yesterday on her laptop. Now we all have the same friends.
by Steve Guyer October 30, 2007
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facebook faggot

a person who chronicles their daily minutia on facebook while believing that someone out there really gives a shit
Teresa is such a facebook faggot I know when she's ovulating.
by tjbf55 March 22, 2009
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