Evan

1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome

Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment

by li cheng January 1, 2020

Evan

Guy with humongous penis

Woah Evan got big penis

by Socraycray November 22, 2021

evan

a chad who says theyre bad at everything and then immediatley after destroys everyone at it, they like bugging ppl to read/play/watch their new interest and are swag

EVAN I WILL READ HOMESTUCK I SWEAR

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is the biggest wet wipe you will ever meet, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh you know that Lola Evans girl, she’s such a wet wipe

Your such a Lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019