ethan

someone who skips school whenever a test, assignment, or project is due the next day.

Ethan is a total fraud, he skipped a month of school last semester.

by relan June 13, 2013

Ethan

short and gay

Ethan likes penis

by Jkdjskekxidke June 10, 2015

etard

Some one who has taken so much E that his skull is entirely empty

People who hang out at Sound Factory

by L February 25, 2003

Ethan

A being that has less brain power than a jelly fish, the patience of a 9 month old golden retriever, and the looks of a inbred dogs that has been hit by a truck..... Several times.

Person 1: "man look at ethan..."
Person 2: "no thanks..."

by Big-D-77 October 21, 2014

eltharion

To be l337 would be to be Eltharion, or cool in simple mans words.

by DCVER October 17, 2003

ethan

ethan is a fat fuck that will try to suck your dick because he is a gay fuck. ethan is also really strong and will fuck you when he has the chance. he is also the biggest Jake Paul fan out there. ethan is will also eat your two-inch dick.

ethan eat a dick

by bigjose November 22, 2018

Ethan Moment

A moment where Ethan for some unknown reason brought his burrito into the school bathroom, only to then drop it on the floor

Ethan: oh no! I’ve dropped my burrito in the bathroom!
Everyone: This is a certified Ethan Moment

by Mr. Will618 March 9, 2021