spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Borgelatic Elasticity

The special sort of elasticity only found in thawed & rehydrated ground beef.

It doesn’t make sense! Is there really no other way to achieve borgelatic elasticity?

by The Borgelatic Beast February 25, 2025

Dirty elaya

A boundary overstepping sexualisation of another person

i was dirty elayaring jakob the other day

by Platinampere May 22, 2025

Lily Elaine Williams

A smelly yeasty coochie

Lily Elaine Williams? More like MELBELL YEASTY COOTER

by yuyujuju June 22, 2025

Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.

Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.

by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019

what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch

"that guy is so what the elastic man"

by butterdog99 September 20, 2021

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 23, 2022