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Facebook Slighting

When someone who is supposedly a friend almost immediately deletes any posts by you or gifts from you on Facebook, even if they are private. It indicates that they are only willing to be your friend if nobody else knows.
Erin: What's Louie's problem these days?

Jack: Oh- Marsha is constantly Facebook slighting him.
by lovesmenot January 31, 2009
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Facebook Karaoke

The act of posting song lyrics as your Facebook status update
John Smith POURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHIN TALL AND STRONG MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT'S ONLY HALF PAST 10 BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE....

A little Facebook Karaoke for you.
by Five66T September 19, 2009
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Facebook-worn

A phenomenon which makes people think you wear a particular item of clothing all the time because you are tagged wearing it a lot.

This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.
I was going to wear that black t-shirt tonight, but i'm wearing it in my recent Facebook photos, so it's a bit Facebook-worn.
by TheBald April 6, 2010
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Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
by smurfettish May 12, 2010
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Facebook

An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.
Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!

Jimmy: Oh yea...right...
by Dillweed2 June 29, 2010
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facebook

The "walmart" myspace or generic myspace. Cheap pointless crap. A place where you add people from your past that you can't remember why you stopped talking to them until you start to speak with them again.
"Are you on facebook?" No I had an account for 5 seconds but deleted it.
by rvn76 April 2, 2008
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Facebook Official

When an event has happened and it only really counts if it has been put on Facebook for everyone to see.
So I heard that Jess has a boyfriend now, I'm not sure though because it hasn't been made Facebook Official yet.
by CassiJ October 15, 2007
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