When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me
by Llysius August 11, 2017
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“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
by Bird Diapers March 31, 2022
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Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
Get the Scratch The Donkey mug.A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.
The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys
by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019
Get the Nodding donkeys mug.When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.
Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
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Get the Donkey moan mug.From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.
by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017
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