A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.
eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
by BF Deal July 31, 2009
Get the MUFF DIVER mug.A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!
Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!
Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
by WithaK123 January 12, 2011
Get the Diversion mug.The Dashboard Divas are the most beautiful male specimens in the world- Andres, Dustin, Jason. ....Perfection. They're adorable, funny, unique, and totally great in bed. They can almost always be found hanging the the Click It Or Tickets, because they like rolling with good company. These men are a force to be reckoned with.
Boy 1: "I think I'm gay."
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "I just totally fell in love with a Dashboard Diva."
Boy 2: "Oh, dude, that doesn't count. No one can resist their good looks and charm, even guys like you and me. I fell in love with the Dashboard Divas last week."
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "I just totally fell in love with a Dashboard Diva."
Boy 2: "Oh, dude, that doesn't count. No one can resist their good looks and charm, even guys like you and me. I fell in love with the Dashboard Divas last week."
by Kerrine February 18, 2009
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by KriDiDa April 12, 2009
Get the diva child mug.The pillow/large blanket two dudes put between eachother when having to sleep in the same bed ... to not be gay.
by Qman318 July 28, 2010
Get the Divider mug.Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
by Squigly Cow November 3, 2010
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