December 1

Kiss your gendered friend day

Why did you kiss me I’m a girl and your bestie!? Well it’s December 1st

by Theslap.com November 17, 2019

December 5

National fuck you best friend day.
On this day you get to fuck you best friend and they cant say no!

Emily:Hey Laura, do you know what day it is
Laura:No...
Emily: It's December 5
Laura:fuck....

by Britney Adams November 1, 2020

Dedicated December

Everyday during the month of December one must complete 100 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and run 1 mile.

"You participating in Dedicated December?"
"Ya, I need to get back in shape."

by Allen Riverview November 30, 2009

decent grits

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".

Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

December 1st

This is a day where you can grab peoples asses and also you can pull them in by they waist and kiss them

Yo why’d you just grab her ass

It’s December 1st dumb ass

by Aalyla October 23, 2019

December 2

December 2nd is the one day that all school students should skip. This day should be a day to celebrate the best time of the year (also celebrating the end of No Nut November).

Mom: Honey shouldn’t you be getting ready for school?
Kid: No mom its December 2

by factspitter819 October 29, 2019

December 16

Today is the day the cutest people are born, PERIOD💞😍😍

It's my birthday

It's December 16, no wonder why you cute af!!

by YaBored November 5, 2019