Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.
by Dank Squeeker October 29, 2015
Get the dank squeekermug. Dennis: Stands for someone who mindlessly follows and emulates anything and everything mainstream media and society tells them to do.
He knows it’s not the right thing to do but he doesn’t care about society and other people. He just wants to live and enjoy his life so he willingly follows the narrative and accepts the Orwellian consequences his behavior brings. If everyone is a Dennis the government can exploit people in open daylight just because 'Dennis' looks the other way.
Danke: Thanks, like in "Thanks Obama."
He knows it’s not the right thing to do but he doesn’t care about society and other people. He just wants to live and enjoy his life so he willingly follows the narrative and accepts the Orwellian consequences his behavior brings. If everyone is a Dennis the government can exploit people in open daylight just because 'Dennis' looks the other way.
Danke: Thanks, like in "Thanks Obama."
A: Have you seen the new rules? We can’t go outside because the government oppresses people without a vaccine.
Dennis: Not my problem, I just took the vaccine.
A: Danke Dennis.
Dennis: Not my problem, I just took the vaccine.
A: Danke Dennis.
by FightForFreedom.eth January 12, 2022
Get the Danke Dennismug. Of dankerosity and mildly adequate.
by Autism in a tree November 26, 2016
Get the Dankmug. 
A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.
guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"
Love you T-Dank!
Sincerly, your boys :)
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"
Love you T-Dank!
Sincerly, your boys :)
by TreyJordanMikeCadeStetson April 22, 2011
Get the t-dankmug. by Kiki H The Massive February 4, 2020
Get the Dankmug.