Molard Meat Crab

A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.

In want my Molard Meat Crab.

by LipinStain June 25, 2021

Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020

Crabs

Its like pubic lice on your dong hair. It can be pointed out super easily like if you have a small mustache you have crabs.
If you dont have muscles you have crabs. If your not single you have crabs. Common in people named jacob

HEY LOOK THAT GUY HAS CRABS

by NotAwkward July 25, 2019

hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022

Crab

The best creature

damn thats a lot of crabs, I would never eat them. Their the best animal

by CrabsAreTheBest August 3, 2021

Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass

A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

Juicy Crab

While eating ass, taking the index and middle fingers of the hands and pinching a testicle in each (reaching around the torso to do so).

He's got some bruises from that Juicy Crab last night.

by Philliam Fucksworthy October 1, 2022