Cookie Monster

A reverse Snuffalouphagous

"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."

"What? How do you know?"

"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"

by bfunk_brian April 06, 2009

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cookie muncher

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him

Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher

by Urmomispoo69 March 10, 2019

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sugar the cookie

When you have sex while your partner is baking.

I know your baking brownies but, I'm horny; can we sugar the cookie?

by DogeThaDog March 19, 2016

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To Cookie Cake

The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)

Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)

Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!

Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?

by Hal Emmerich December 03, 2007

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White Cookie

First one gives their girl a boob job, then you spread your cum all over her. Next you ger some sugar cookies and break them up on to her chest and watch a homless lesbien eat the white cookie off your girl's chest.

If you know a lesbian who wants something to eat a white cookie is a perfect choice

by cookiefucker January 05, 2008

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