A game on ROBLOX that is very boring. All you do is re in act your boring school life but in a game full of admin abusers and noobs.
by BlahJason February 11, 2017
Get the edgewater college mug.A small, pretentious, and overpriced liberal arts college in Western Massachusetts. Founded in 1793, the college president and students soon left following a financial crisis (and after realizing that Williamstown was too far removed from civilization); they went on to found Amherst College in 1821. Amherst's superiority has been childishly disputed ever since. Williams students tend to tout rankings from an independent magazine only relevant to upper middle class students, as well as their record in the long standing Amherst v. Williams football rivalry. Although Williams football does have the winning record in the annual Homecoming contest, the adminsitration pays the price by spending more on athletics than Amherst. The students also pay the price by having no social life, their time taken up by practice or studying. Williams students are notoriously poor at holding alcohol, and tend to lack basic interpersonal skills.
1: Dude, Williams College is ranked number one liberal arts college again this year!
2: Ah, another excuse for them to suck each other's dicks.
2: Ah, another excuse for them to suck each other's dicks.
by Masshole1987 October 29, 2006
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Get the smith college mug.Marist College (formerly known as St. Ann's Normal Training School and later on Marian College after a dormitory of the same name), was founded by a French Catholic religious order called the Marist Brothers of the Schools. It received its 4 year college charter in 1946 under the leadership of Brother Paul Ambrose Fontaine.
While the school likes to pompously pretend it "follows in the tradition of great institutions like Harvard University and the College of William and Mary that were founded as seminaries and developed into independent academies of higher learning" because its ownership was transferred from the Brothers to an independent board of trustees in 1969, the truth is that this move was taken by many Catholic colleges in the country to assure federal aid.
However, following its modern history of trying to distance itself from its Catholic identity in its promotional materials and administration, the school was declared "no longer Catholic" in 2003; though it still maintains a few resident "forgotten" Marist Brothers in the shadow of its Ultra right wing gay hating, Abercrombie wearing, social justice ignorant, inebriated manwhore population whose worry about the new Facebook "newsfeeds" takes precedence over the starving children in nuclear North Korea and a dwindling economy under the nation's worst but campus-favorite president (which not even a self respecting Republican supports).
While the school likes to pompously pretend it "follows in the tradition of great institutions like Harvard University and the College of William and Mary that were founded as seminaries and developed into independent academies of higher learning" because its ownership was transferred from the Brothers to an independent board of trustees in 1969, the truth is that this move was taken by many Catholic colleges in the country to assure federal aid.
However, following its modern history of trying to distance itself from its Catholic identity in its promotional materials and administration, the school was declared "no longer Catholic" in 2003; though it still maintains a few resident "forgotten" Marist Brothers in the shadow of its Ultra right wing gay hating, Abercrombie wearing, social justice ignorant, inebriated manwhore population whose worry about the new Facebook "newsfeeds" takes precedence over the starving children in nuclear North Korea and a dwindling economy under the nation's worst but campus-favorite president (which not even a self respecting Republican supports).
"Hey Kyle, where are you going?"
"Oh I'm just going to say hi to Brother Don."
"Brother who?"
"Hey what happened to that statue of Our Lady that used to be by the chapel?"
"Oh I think they sold it on ebay to fund the flavored condom and dental dam distribution at the Health Center"
True quote:
"I've only had sex four times...and all of them were at Marist College." -Girl during the first week of college, "...but I'm not counting two of them because I don't remember them."
"I chose to live in Champagnat because it's named after the saint that founded the Brothers"
"Girl pleeze...you know you chose it because it's the 17th sluttiest dorm in the country you hoe ass bitch."
"Oh man security caught me dealing 10 kilos of crack in my dorm"
"Oh shit dude, did the police come?"
"No, they just sent me to St. Francis." see St. Francis Hospital
"Oh I'm just going to say hi to Brother Don."
"Brother who?"
"Hey what happened to that statue of Our Lady that used to be by the chapel?"
"Oh I think they sold it on ebay to fund the flavored condom and dental dam distribution at the Health Center"
True quote:
"I've only had sex four times...and all of them were at Marist College." -Girl during the first week of college, "...but I'm not counting two of them because I don't remember them."
"I chose to live in Champagnat because it's named after the saint that founded the Brothers"
"Girl pleeze...you know you chose it because it's the 17th sluttiest dorm in the country you hoe ass bitch."
"Oh man security caught me dealing 10 kilos of crack in my dorm"
"Oh shit dude, did the police come?"
"No, they just sent me to St. Francis." see St. Francis Hospital
by Friar Tuck September 9, 2006
Get the marist college mug.A shitty college town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, getting shitfaced at Northgate, being fucking obsessed with George W. Bush, going to KKK meetings, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. These mongoloids are often seen dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, and wearing white sheets with cut-out eyeholes. Enter with extreme caution... especially you colored folks.
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Get the Massasoit College mug.A glorified high school ("college") where fun goes to die and conservatism is glorified. Everyone either goes to church Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then on Sunday for 2-3 hours or tries to make the school seem like a big party school by stating that we are, "a small school with a drinking problem". When in reality its a few people who continuously get smashed to momentarily forget the fact that they are at a school which shoves more religion up your ass than is healthy. Plus, the parties suck because the school is so small. And those who do drink and have sex are permanently judged and ridiculed by religion humpers who probably have never been kissed (you think I'm joking). We also have two places to eat on campus and every group has a table they sit at, just like high school! And everything closes downtown at around six pm. Seriously, go anywhere else but here. They had someone come speak who approves of murdering homosexuals and you have to be referred by a psychiatrist to join our spectrum if you're a member of the LBGT community. Not a good example of how you should act as a Christian or a person. Education for the bigoted...
Normal human being: Hey! lets go to a party.
Hope College Frat Star: Yeah! lets go to a basement on campus
Normal human being: Nah, lets go to WMU instead. They know how to have a good time.
Freshman: Hey! lets sit at these tables
Hope College Junior: Nah, the swimmers sit there on Monday through Friday. But we can sit here on the weekends!
Freshman: Is this how college is supposed to be?
HC Junior: Not really, but it's how we do things at Hope. Welcome! We'll get you a pair of wooden clogs when you graduate
Hope College Frat Star: Yeah! lets go to a basement on campus
Normal human being: Nah, lets go to WMU instead. They know how to have a good time.
Freshman: Hey! lets sit at these tables
Hope College Junior: Nah, the swimmers sit there on Monday through Friday. But we can sit here on the weekends!
Freshman: Is this how college is supposed to be?
HC Junior: Not really, but it's how we do things at Hope. Welcome! We'll get you a pair of wooden clogs when you graduate
by backcab September 3, 2015
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