Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.

A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.

by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013

Closet rebel

In the closet about rebeling

Thant nerd is such a closet rebel, James Sladek

by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014

Closetzoned

When your best friend is secretly gay for you, therefore deeming them friendzoned AND in the closet.

Friend 1: Omg he's rlly hot, I can't take my eyes off him!!
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned

by LongDongDylan October 11, 2014

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.

Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.

by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016