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Chinese New Year

Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.
That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!
by Axel Dread June 18, 2011
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Chinese word search

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
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Chinese Drive-Thru

A Chinese drive thru is where a Chinese person takes your order through an electric device.... and you can't understand anything the Asian is saying.
Asian - Hellowwww, me I taque yourrrrr ordaaa?

Guy - What?

Asian - Me hiy teque yoor odaaaa?

Guy - Can you put another person on the line?

Asian - oqueeeeeee, howld ommmm ay sequond

Guy - Don't you hate it when you need to go through a Chinese Drive-Thru
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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Chinese New Year

A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.
Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.
by xxx_play June 16, 2011
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old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.
(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".
by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017
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chinese work day

#1. I just spent a Chinese work day taking my SAT's.

#2. I just been shoppin' @ the mall for like a Chinese work day.

#3. Reese Witherspoon's chin is longer than a Chinese work day.
by piggychunks March 31, 2009
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chinese bubble bath

The act of 3 Chinese girls puking into a bathtub, where an american male bathes in it with the 3 Chinese women.
"Holy shit, this party had everything. My friend even had a Chinese bubble bath!"
by EmperorWalrus February 16, 2017
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