Serious case of yurbuds

That frustrating, infuriating moment when you pull your earphones out of your pocket and they have "magically" tangled themselves up into a labyrinth.

-guy 1 pulls earphones out of pocket-

Guy 2- holy crap bro that's a serious case of yurbuds.

Guy 1- Shitttttttt I swear I folded these before I put them in my pocket.

Guy 2- you can't fight yurbuds bro.

by That Beach Volleyballer July 15, 2013

hoe-case

a condom case a man hoe carries around everywhere.

Dustin: We are going to Las Vegas tonight, leave the girlfriend at home.
Chris: Awesome! I will pack my hoe-case.
Matt: Dude remember to polish it. Hoes like shiny things.

by Elle7113 July 24, 2013

legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014

Pencil Case

A box that holds your pencils.

Guy 1 : I think that girl just shoved that entire pencil case up her ass.
Guy 2 : Yum.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

Beef Case

Also known as a taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.

Yo bro, grab a beef case on your way over.

by Acuracy June 8, 2016

skin case

When a male is charged with a sex offense case this includes being charged with a pedophile case, indecent exposure, or rape

Johnny flashed a playground of kids and was charged with a skin case

by M4t7hew May 17, 2016

Nicholas Case

The most savage and hot person ALIVE. He is an amazing baseball player.

Damn look and Nicholas Case! He is hotter than everyone!

by Hacks Sacks January 24, 2017