Cool As A Camel

When you are absolutely freaking out. Akin to when a camel lives in a hot dry climate, being as "cool as a camel" would apply to the direct opposite of how you're feeling.

e.g. In a panic.

With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.

Zoe: I'm Cool as a camel right now! Mio: It's not actually a phrase you know! (As seen in Split Fiction)
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"

by Merriam Webster Definitions March 6, 2025

fuck my camel

An expression used by cooldudes to express displeasure with something. As in "fuck my cameltoe".

Coach Klein says we have to run 6 whole laps? Ah fuck my camel.

by JackFoxRox March 18, 2016

Camel Pussy

A stinky or overly large snatch, or a dirty snitch doin dirt with the Arabs.

The Judge got camel pussy.

by Texas Toast. June 2, 2025

Camel Meat

The same thing as a camel toe, except with a girl’s butt.

“Damn. That’s girl has some camel meat!”

by camelmeat12 January 1, 2021

sloppy camel

When you shave your pubes, glue them on a girls face, and take a shit in her mouth

I gave her a sloppy camel last night.

by Dirty Mike Steve October 27, 2017

camel

camels are also known as bryce

"CAMELL"

by 123ilovehart August 23, 2022

Camel-clicker

When girls with camel toes hangout with other girls with camel toes.

Look at all those camel-clickers over there.

by Ginja-ninja March 29, 2022