The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.

Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.

by Donjohnsonswhitelambo May 30, 2018

Crabs

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions

My friend was scratching his area all day he probably has crabs

by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018

Crab

Word mostly used by the hood gangstaz in their conversations that means to 'get it" or "understand"

Example,

Scrappy -Yo man, I'z been waitin for that boogie ass nigga to show up about an hour ago.
Detroit Pi-damm bruh, y'all mean that foo on ya Dp?
Scrappy - Shhh..lower ya voice mf!sum'buddy gon' hear y'all, D'yall crab me son.
Detroit Pi-Aight bruh, crab you well

by Pinstar June 11, 2018

horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022

Crab stealer

When a person hires a crab to steal your items.

Person 1: "Dave, you're such a crab stealer."
Person 2: "i just used a piece of fish to train it "

by DJ_Rumbi October 27, 2022

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022