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Parked at the Bond’s house 

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

user was baned from your channel

when you join a discord channel a mod comes and has 17 different mental breakdowns in the spanned of a second then will have you baned for a funny reason like No MeMeS iN gEnErAl while i am thinking ok how about in @everyone then get baned again and again
computer:user has joined your channel
computer:user was baned from your channel

me:umm im out of times i can set my clock to

Spiritual Penis Bond 

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

to James-Bond 

Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.
I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.
to James-Bond by mokijn August 13, 2021

Leo di benedetto

Leo is a coglione, he is from Naples and usually he fucks the floor to clean it. If you take a look at his marks you will see a lot of red, mostly from 3 to 5.
Hai visto quel napoletano?
Ah si deve essere Leo di benedetto
Leo di benedetto by Porconi November 21, 2021

King Egg Benedict III 

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III