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Bean-head

A person who is either (1) acting very clapped or (2) has a head shaped like a kidney bean
Wow man, that girl was such a bean-head, how could you go out with her?
by ᴸᶦᵍᵐᵃ ᴮᵉᵃⁿˢ November 19, 2018
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bodega bean

The mysterious turdlet of poop found perfectly untouched in the middle of the road, usually in border towns or ghettos.
We headed down to Calexico to get drunk and saw some kid drop a bodega bean right in the middle of the road..
by slop_dan January 15, 2011
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magic bean

another term for clitoris, but can also be used for the vagina in general.
"can you believe she got some magic bean last night?"
by plantmomaha July 31, 2017
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Nick Bean

A turd burglar, who eats turds every day, and rapes random people.
"EWWWWW RUN IT'S THE TURD BURGLAR NICK BEAN"
by lolollllollolooldawg December 3, 2017
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smol bean

a person who is short and small. They say uwu, u-u, unu tnt, etc. They usually call rich players 'Barbies" for being tall. sometimes they act depressed for RP. They also have a weird obsession with cookies.
oh hi mochi/smol bean/don't call me short/luvs cookies hows it going?
mochi/smol bean/ don't call me short/luvs cookies: im a smol bean uwu
by <minty> November 16, 2020
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Twiddling the Bean

Female masturbation process where the finger (twiddler) rubs the clitoris (bean). This usually ends with an orgasm (making soap).
I was twiddling the bean of this chick while I was banging her and she loved it!!!!

Jenny couldn't get any tail at the bar so she went home alone to twiddle her bean.
by The Twiddle Monster March 17, 2011
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bus goers bean

The female equivalent of Traveller's Marrow where the vibrations associated with shit public transport cause swelling and hardening of the clitoris.
"Ethel remained seated on the bus as it went past Tesco. Her bus goers bean was almost debilitating and certainly inconvenient on weekly-shop days".

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The most publicised case of bus goers bean was during the making of the film Speed, where Sandra Bullock's stunt double was expected to leap from the runaway bus moments before it exploded. Tragically, due to bus goers bean, the stunt double was unable to leave her seat and was killed instantly.
by avatarvia October 5, 2011
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