Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 27, 2020

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Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

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by Ahsgeshshhehehehe October 13, 2020

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Fake beef that’s mainly onesided.

Ruth and I have big “Rosie” beef.

by diqwad October 18, 2018

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Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry February 19, 2016

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When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

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Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.

By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.

by Gas Guru December 09, 2018

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