Irish Mic Bastard

term that Italians use to describe those of Irish decent, IE, Frank The Tank.

Hey Myers, your Irish Mic Bastard, stop buying all of these cabbages.

by HumBabe March 06, 2005

fucked up bastard

someone who does dangerous stuff to gain recognition

Fucked up: I jumped off a 30 foot wall as a challenge yesterday..............you:fucked up bastard

by PHRASE giver December 25, 2013

Goat Faced Bastard

A goat faced bastard is a term used to describe someone who you would consider to be a friend who's actions have been innappropriate. It is commonly used as a form of disrespect when your friend has done something which you would consider to be morally and socially below their normally acceptable standards.

I can't believe you took that swamp donkey back last night you goat faced bastard

by Goatfacedbastard March 22, 2011

Yellow Rat Bastard

A store in SoHo that steals your credit info and makes a fake card. These people are thieves and I dont trust them

American Express: Hi________ it seems that someone has been trying to make charges on your card

Person 1: Really? Oh ok.
Person 2: It must have been those people at the store!
Person 1: Yellow Rat Bastard? OH YEAH!! The guy scanned my card onto this weird thing.
Person 2: *does google search* Yup they're thieves.

American Express: We're going to have to cancel your card.

Person 1: *sigh* Ok.

by iiimmmnnoootttteellliiinnngguu February 26, 2012

cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

by silencut March 02, 2009

crazy dutch bastard

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!

"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"

by leolux November 02, 2006

You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021