The instrument that no one cares/knows about.
Guy 1: Wow that guitar player is amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, that bass player is pretty awesome too.
Guy 1: What's a bass? Isn't that some kind of fish?
Guy 2: .........
Guy 2: Yeah, that bass player is pretty awesome too.
Guy 1: What's a bass? Isn't that some kind of fish?
Guy 2: .........
by TurtleSayShnarf April 1, 2009
Get the bass mug.A 4-stringed bass guitar is easier to learn than the standard six-string electrc guitar.
A Bass guitar tends to be funky and more rythmical than the electric.
A Bass guitar tends to be funky and more rythmical than the electric.
Bass guitarists tend to be dull dull dull dull people. No offence but it is true.
Electric Guitarists tend to be wilder, and generally better looking people (I play guitar and look like a monkey's uncle -.- but who cares).
Drummers tend to be the wildest and least seen!
Singers tend to be able to sing (most of the time) and are the best looking.
In order the groupie listing is as follows.
Singer/lead guitarist- Best groupies, first choice.
Drummer/rhythm guitarist- Good groupies, second choice.
Bass guitarist-Pick of the litter.
Electric Guitarists tend to be wilder, and generally better looking people (I play guitar and look like a monkey's uncle -.- but who cares).
Drummers tend to be the wildest and least seen!
Singers tend to be able to sing (most of the time) and are the best looking.
In order the groupie listing is as follows.
Singer/lead guitarist- Best groupies, first choice.
Drummer/rhythm guitarist- Good groupies, second choice.
Bass guitarist-Pick of the litter.
by sleepygamer April 14, 2006
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1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek
3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out
5. Hickey on Neck
6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Finger/Handjob
9. Blowjob/eat pussy
10. Sex
11. Sex with role play
12. Threesome
13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
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P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.
P2: Damn, how far did you go?
P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation
Scenario 2:
P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation
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Get the Real Sexual Bases mug.a very simplistic instrument, if u can play the guitar, can play bass. most songs these days consist of about 12 notes reapeated over and over again. Bass guitar, designed from a Guitar
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