bastard

one of many options checked for use in heavy industry, the bastard is the medium to heavy humble servent to the masterkraftsman of the shop floor. known and renowned for takes the edge off of unagreeable finish,mark you watch that bastard shunt.

hail bastard, fucking hail!

by silencut March 1, 2009

Bastards

A collective of Conservative Party members Tories

Those bastards are punishing disabled people and the poor.

by sammyseecra July 17, 2017

crack bastard

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.

Steven is such a crack bastard.

by ALienskumboy March 7, 2005

ya bastard

Scots word for george bush, gordon brown and other politicians

Hey you ya bastard

by AdamPaulSmith December 9, 2008

ignore the bastard

self-explanatory

When Pritam barks , I prefer to "ignore the bastard"

by Dilip Advani April 2, 2003

Bastard's Advocate

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.

You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012

Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.

"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 11, 2014