Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

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Arsedness

Describing oneself when I am drunk or lazy or cheeky.

You made a whole mess of the party last night with your drunk arsedness.

by Mc nesbreen January 10, 2024

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Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally and engineer on a construction site that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.

Engineer: "that wall looks good you get the weepholes in ok"

Junior engineer: "them weepholes in that wall are wrong and not where they should be, I just bodged them to make them look good"

Engineer: "you rough arsed git"

by Kill_crazy January 25, 2024

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Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!

"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

by NIGGERSUCKER January 28, 2024

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Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day!

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!

"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

by NIGGERSUCKER January 28, 2024

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