A school in Cooper City that likes to FUCKING stalk everyone. I swear to God you'd be taking a shit and leave shit in your ass and administration would know.
Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.
Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.
To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT
Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.
Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.
To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What school do you go to?
Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck
Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck
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-Catholics are on thin ice
- non denominational totally not Baptist
- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
-Catholics are on thin ice
- non denominational totally not Baptist
- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
Example: “ Remember that 1 hour lecture at Plymouth Christian Academy in Bible class where Mrs Davis read us that article on anal fisting practices to scare us from being gay?”
Example 2 :
Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”
Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”
Example 3:
Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”
Person 2: “They need him”
Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”
Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”
Example 5:
Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”
Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”
Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”
Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”
Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
Example 2 :
Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”
Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”
Example 3:
Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”
Person 2: “They need him”
Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”
Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”
Example 5:
Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”
Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”
Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”
Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”
Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
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High School in the Middlesex county of Massachusetts that is populated mainly by kids hoping to make it into Ivy League Schools. Most won’t get into Harvard, however, with one or two exceptions. Large quantities of academically strong minorities. Girls from Westford Academy tend to be hot, but about half are kinda prudish. The athletics are decently strong. The theater dept is really big and the shows are usually pretty good, but the kids in the theater clique think they're the most amazing thing ever and spend all their time hanging out with each other by the theater playing four square because they're "too cool to care.” The school's guys tend to either be preppy or "scene" but the only real difference between anyone is music preference because everyone in the school comes from an upper-middle class background or pretend to if they don't. So if you meet a kid from Westford academy you can surmise these few things- You're probably at an almost Harvard standard college, the kid has hot friends back home, he probably likes to wear tight pants and sing RENT songs in sing-along groups after school while playing four-square, and he probably has money. He also probably spent his time frequenting the "Parish" where mostly crappy local bands scream about how alone they feel and wear hoodies that accentuate how freaking skinny they are. Oh, and they'll refer to a place called the "WHOP" but it's not a racial slur, it's a pizza place otherwise known as the Westford House of Pizza.
a- hey, who is that chick? She's pretty hot.
b- whoa man, she's from Westford Academy, you can't deal with that.
a- yo, thanks for the heads up. I mean, she's hot, but who gives a fuck about what musicals she's been in?
example 2_
a: hey, why the tight pants?
b: playing the Parish. We're covering Taking Back Sunday and Brand New. And maybe one Call Her Alaska song. Man, they were so freaking good. Wanna go to the WHOP?
a: Eh, I'm feeling Silver Palate. Or Chilis.
b- whoa man, she's from Westford Academy, you can't deal with that.
a- yo, thanks for the heads up. I mean, she's hot, but who gives a fuck about what musicals she's been in?
example 2_
a: hey, why the tight pants?
b: playing the Parish. We're covering Taking Back Sunday and Brand New. And maybe one Call Her Alaska song. Man, they were so freaking good. Wanna go to the WHOP?
a: Eh, I'm feeling Silver Palate. Or Chilis.
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know for being the best in sports, the best in partying, and the best in attracting guys.
also know for beating the lower-class St. Joseph Academy in every sport. (also know as the St. Joes Hoes.)
also, they rock jumpers (:
know for being the best in sports, the best in partying, and the best in attracting guys.
also know for beating the lower-class St. Joseph Academy in every sport. (also know as the St. Joes Hoes.)
also, they rock jumpers (:
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