kick the apple

1. to retire, particularly from teaching
(short for "kick the apple off the desk")

Mr. Johns kicked the apple last year.
Mrs. Fitzsimmons is kicking the apple.
We're throwing Ned an apple kicking party.

by Charles Hulin January 18, 2004

Apple Pie-ing

The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie.

"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."

"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.

"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."

by Dickn Meh n Pussies 'R' Us January 30, 2009

Honeycrisp Apple

a giant apple about 5 times the size of normal apples that may take an hour to consume. It's illegal to grow outside the state of Minnesota with out a lisence.

Look at that huge honeycrisp apple!

by LionsGoRawr November 1, 2007

apple computer

A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see wordshit/word or wordcrap/word.

I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.

by Wiseguy June 29, 2003

apple bottom

Apple Bottom jeans are an actual name brand of jeans. They were created by the rapper Nelly.
www.applebottoms.com.
Apple Bottoms is a clothing line that caters to trendsetting women of all shapes and sizes. Celebrating and liberating the natural curves of a woman's body is Apple Bottoms' supreme mission. This unique brand is the mastermind of multi-platinum superstar Nelly. He describes the intent behind the design by saying, "A woman should not try to fit the clothes; the clothes should fit the woman!" His creative team of designers crafted the perfect fit for different silhouettes that accentuate the curves of all women. Nelly is personally involved in the process to ensure that the designs enhance the beauty of the woman who wears them.

Those apple bottom jeans make your ass look fly.
skinny leg jean, apple pocket jean, skinny leg capri

by nysweeite May 14, 2008

Carmel apple

A female's big booty shaped like a apple, known as a "applebottom", that is the shade of carmel. Mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls

"Vida Guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!"

by Antonio Daniels July 5, 2008

Musty Apple

After you finish eating out a girl you get a drink then offer someone else a drink from the same glass.

Brennan felt the effects of the first musty apple.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008