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Angry Chihuahua

When a male fucks a female so extremely hard that when she approaches her orgasm she begins to have a seizure from the pleasure, when she comes to she is extremely pissed because she had a seizure.
My chick last night was so wild I gave her an Angry Chihuahua.
by puffdaddy73 August 7, 2014
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Angry bean

When a woman is promised a night of sex and gets shot down instead or he develops whiskey dick
Peter talked dirty to me all night telling me what he was going to do to me when i got home. Instead when i goy there he had whiskey dick and i ended up with angry bean!!
by Nikki nutz September 7, 2015
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angry orchard

when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.
That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.
by the clowns are us August 1, 2017
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Angry Ostrich

The violent waving of arms that occurs, during love making, when the mate "accidentally" slips it in the back door.
I tried going in the back door and she was waving her arms like an Angry Ostrich.
by Cmac1975 February 14, 2017
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angry bush

An unshaven vagina
The girl I was with last night had an angry bush.
by Oceandweller007 August 21, 2013
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the angry bullfrog

In a threesome of two women and a man, or woman with a strap on, the man leap frogs over one woman landing on the other woman's face with his penis in her mouth choking her causing an odd croaking sound, like an angry bullfrog.
It is self explanatory. She chokes and sounds like the angry bullfrog.
by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013
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Angry Santa

1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.

2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"

-Everyone has a benign laugh-

Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."

Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"

Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009
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