anal frigulator 

One who takes it upon themselves to give an anal examination to every person they meet.

"Dunstan, stop trying to examine my anal regions, you anal frigulator"

anal frigulator by Richard123 October 2, 2005

anal glacoma 

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

anal glacoma by OutlawJN December 15, 2008

anal pissing 

the act of urinating while your cock is in a woman's ass

That freak was totally into anal pissing

anal pissing by cilicat February 12, 2010

anal cock 

Anal cock is a slang term for an anbormal penal growth in the Anal/Rectal area. It also makes for a good random expletive.

<Guy> Hey, has anyone played Chrono Trigger?
<Other Guy> ANAL COCK
<Guy> Uh, okay.

anal cock by Wetflame September 5, 2004

Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

Anal Intruder by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
Guy 1: Aww, did you see that fat guy rip one?
Guy 2: Yeah, he just had an anal spasm for sure.

Anal Spasm by gooch master in bed February 19, 2009

anal ballistic 

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

anal ballistic by Megalon3k September 7, 2007