Shower Eagle

A man who betrays the trust of his crippled underage brother during shower time.

Erik is such a shower eagle, did you see what he did to his brother?

by ErikBoyden January 19, 2022

Ian Shower

A shower that involves putting your balls into a shower drain. Named after Ian from Smosh who in a skit put his balls in a shower drain.

I'll brb I'm gonna take an Ian shower.

I got hurt taking an Ian shower, I don't recommend it.

by Twomadium May 30, 2020

1hr shower

A Women that says damz to much and that takes to long in the showers and is a lagger

She is such a 1hr shower

by Only facts here April 9, 2020

Snider Shower

A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.

John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.

by hawaii hates you July 18, 2017

shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017

shower honey

A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)

First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)

"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"

by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018

jerk shower

Beating you meat while in the shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

by Itschurboi August 18, 2017