Loser

Someone who has never met Sam Rosen or Joe Micheleti.

Casandra and Jenfer are losers.

by Steven Susan Dierdorf November 22, 2024

Loser

Marco the guy who probably likes your best friend

Loser: Marco

You: You know Marco likes you right?
Best friend: Yeah ofc

by .().().().().().() January 25, 2021

swag losers

A very swaggy friendgroup :)

Person: Omg, they’re so cool! who are they?
Person2: You don’t know them? They’re swag losers!!

by swaggykid101 July 9, 2021

Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.

You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.

by AliveBrain September 8, 2016

Biggest loser

Haley-

Shes such a loser shes definitely the biggest loser and dylan is not

by Dylan=nicest homie November 4, 2020

loser drive by

When the loser in a street drag race speeds past the winner in an attempt to prove his/her skill

Dude you just beat that guy. Here comes the loser drive by

by Sid-the_sloth!!!!1!!1 April 8, 2017

Loserness

A guy carries a lot of loserness when he hits on all the girls he knows but doesnt date any. He is fat and people call him "fluffy". His favorite hairstyle is highlighted spikes soaked in gel.

Thiago is such a loser!!!He is full of loserness because of his huge ass and his hairstyle.

by losershater!!! April 23, 2010