walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021

Squeak Walk

When you blast ass while walking and fart more with each step until your ass creates a sonic boom with each step

"Bro did you hear my Squeak Walk yesterday?"

by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021

The Shafty walk

A stride that emits virginity from the bowels of the walker

Guy A: "Look at him doing the Shafty walk."
Guy B: "Yeah, bet he hasn't touched a girl before"

by croissantexp December 3, 2021

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

Walk it Out

When a dog shits and scoots at the same time, avoiding getting poo on the back of his legs. The turd hits the ground, then the dog lets his forward movement help ease it out. Can be followed with "buddy" if he is having a hard time.

Dog: Shitting in the front yard, but having a hard time getting it out.
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."

by frainslug April 8, 2007

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013