Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.
by Niggitynigga February 03, 2018
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Twinkle toes

The twinkle of the toes
Twinkle toes is pretty narly dude
by Breahnacansuckmydick September 27, 2020
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Toes the condition

Toes The Condition
Turn you're toes turn into a third nut
he tried to touch his toes
but touched his third nut

The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg

Toes the Condition
by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022
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Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.
Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe
by Sayrus September 20, 2018
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toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.
Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?
by coblinsky May 11, 2008
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Paki's Toe

Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)
by Pakistoe August 19, 2017
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toe organ

A Organ specifically in your toe.
Mainly the guts in your toes.
No orgasmic feel when someone is playing or touching your toe organs, but sucking can be pleasant.
Ohh! My Toe Organs splattered all over the ground! Help me clean up?
by JawnWWRLP February 24, 2017
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