cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

hella wicked

An east coast/west coast fusion of the popular adjectives hella and wicked. Used only to describe the coolest of cool, the hottest of the hot, and the best of the best.

Getting admitted to divinity school in Boston is hella wicked!

by RinLGA April 18, 2011

tracksuit wanker

Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff

boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"

by Iman;)) August 23, 2016

One Hit Wanker

Just like a normal wanker, only he is finished a hell of a lot faster.

"oh boy, what a one hit wanker- one hit and he's done"

by Dave Mate September 8, 2008

abuse the wicked stick

To masturbate

Taylor: i asked mobley is he abuse the wicked stick
Annette: what did he say?

Taylor: no
Annette: what a liar.

by $$$$$;) March 27, 2016

wanker

A wanker is always used as someone who is ineffectual or useless. It does not substitute for asshole, bastard, dickhead etc. It´s roots are in the assumtion that someone who is so useless he cannot find another human being to have sexual relations with has to have sex with himself.
Hence the term meaning to be one who masturbates frequently.

Tony Blair is always pandering to the Americans...what a wanker!

He failed his driving test again the fucking wanker!

by Mexcelt April 15, 2006